Odd quote of the day
Me-"Hey you have a microwave and I have bushy eyebrows let's put the two together to fix the situation!" (aka heat me up some hot wax)
Oh one more....but this is from Miami
operator-"...the number is 1-409-aftbael"
me-"ok let me make sure i got this right it's
a as in apple
f as in fan
t as in toy
b as in boy
a as in apple
e as in eel
and L as in Lover???"
(can you tell I tried to mix it up at the end...however I was laughing so hard that I couldn't tell him goodbye or thank you)
Also I was telling Ellen and Rachel how I saw this show on tv (i think it was a clip from Most Amazing things caught on tape or something like that) where this dead whale had washed on shore and nobody knew what to do with it. So they stuck tons of dynamite under it and blew it up?????? Yeah they blew it up! There was blood everywhere all over everybody that was watching and little bits of blubber ended up all over the place. One huge piece of blubber that was half the size of my futon fell through this one guy's car windshield. Ellen, Rachel and I think that should be the next allstate commercial. "People do stupid things but allstate is there."

The latest Cosmo is awesome! Well first of all let me tell you about this new fragrance that makes my knees go weak. It's called Polo Black.....AHH OHhh (yes those were orgasmic sounds I was making). It didn't just appeal to me but to Rachel, Ellen and Constance. If it can turn all of us on like that holy cow the man that decides to wear that colgne for any of us will be a lucky, lucky man. He will probably be thrown into a horizontal position in less than 60 seconds.
Another thing that Cosmo has informed me of is of THE NEW MAN and I didn't like what I read one bit. It's saying that more and more guys are turning into this NEW MAN. You might be a NEW MAN if you carry these traits
- you live at home with your parents
-you don't call to ask me out...you text message me?????? (although text message flirting can be interesting sometimes)
-You don't watch Baywatch...you watch American Idol
-Your after-college plan is devise a success plan from mom and dad's den. Sit tight and wait for the perfect moment.
-ohhh and the worst one is you'd rather try and have cyber sex with a girl (because you are too lazy and too scared to try it for real)than throw her into a public closet and ravage her.....what is this world coming to
What is this shit? After I read that article I checked my e-mail and this guy saw my profile on-line and e-mailed me, but he said "I don't have a picture so when my mom get's home later she will have to help me upload it so i can send it to you"?????????
That's too much info! I don't want to know that your mom helps you upload pictures onto the internet so you can find girls...it just sounds desperate. Yeah I do it myself but I'm not asking my daddy to upload my pictures for me. It just sounded rediculous. (Sigh)
Well Fall Break was interesting...not long enough, but interesting. I made this awesome mixed cd...it's like a masterpiece and if your lucky you might be able to get a hold of a copy. Well it's about time I hit the sheets, cause I do have a French test tomorrow. Night night.

Today is Oct. 8th and that means my milk is officially bad without me ever even opening it. Last night when Ellen, Rachel, Constance and I went to Crush we had such an awesome time. I got so drunk. Damn. I met this cute guy named Will, hopefully I will hear from him again sometime. I was so drunk that when I was sleeping last night I was having drunk dreams. My dream went something like this. I was sleeping (and having a nightmare that I went to Little (the architecture firm) and was having another terrible interview...again I was unprepared like in real life for my first interview and then I was also dreaming that I was in the Baskin Robbins and I tried to beat this girl up) when I woke up from my dream within a dream there was water leaking through the ceiling. It wasn't dripping, it was like a water park in Roddey. I opened the door to the hall and the whole building was being flooded with water. When I looked outside it wasn't raining though, which at the time I didn't even think was odd. The floors were starting to cave in and the walls were crumbling around Constance and I. We looked outside and there was a bobcat wrecker taking down the building...and we were inside. We were in the room when they tore our section of the building down but somehow we were not hurt. So after our room was torn to bits than everything around us was trashed into a dumpster. We were standing out on the street in front of Roddey apartments when the Residence Director, which in my dream was a man, accidentally went downstairs and found like 15 Interior Design girls sitting in 3 ft of water working on their projects. They didn't know that the building was being torn down so he was glad he found them so he could tell them to escape. After that I was sitting on the street corner thinking "Oh my god I just lost everything." All I had with me was my purse with my cell phone and my wallet with a debt card that had $5 on it. I was crying and confused about the situation. I remember thinking in my dreams "I wish this was a dream, but I know it's not." Thankfully it was but what a wierd dream! I know it completely parallels what happened when my family lost everything due to Hurricane Katrina (yeah in real life). God works everything out in time and this was probably god's way of pushing my dad to give up the Episcopal diocese down there. I had some other really wierd dreams and man...I definitely could have been charged with drinking and dreaming.
Also I need to let everyone know my secret! Sweet Puffs, otherwise known as Smacks, are the best food to eat when you feel like you are gonna throw up. I always wake up like 4 hours after I fall asleep drunk to eat Sweet Puffs and drink either water or sweet tea (which is much better) and then when I wake up another 8 hours or so later I'm fine. So kids remember keep Sweet Puffs.

People keep making comments that they think it's wierd that I think about shagging in the library! I don't think it's wierd at all! It's Constances 21st birthday today so I think we are going to Crush downtown Charlotte tonight to celebrate. Man I know I've been slack about doing my Avon stuff. I need to spend more time doing it. Trying to do leadership has been a waste of time. I think I'll just stop trying to recruit people cause two of my girls are gonna drop out...I can tell. One of them didn't even place an order lkajdslkjfaslekjfasdfjasdljfasdklj. People piss me off. Because two girls didn't do well I am not gonna get my $500 bonus. Actually I'm gonna loose money on trying to recruit people. Damn now that I think about it I really am gonna loose money on that. Fuck I'm pissed now. I hadn't thought about it. I don't actually make money off of people until I have 5 of them and I only have 4 and 2 of them are on the verge of dropping out. The other 2 are doing pretty good. ARRRRRRRGGGG.