Sorry that the blog below got interupted but we really did have a fire drill. Ne ways u get the point, me being healthier! So tonight was the finale of My Big Fat Obnoxious Finance and it was awesome. It was sad that she embarrassed her family so bad, but you could tell they all loved each other so...
Constance said this lovely quote tonight in a conversation "We need some man juice bad."
Yeah it's no longer we need men it's we need man juice.
uhhh yeah well i have to finish studyin for my Math 140 test so i'll write ya something better later. Night

Sigh ahhh Sigh U know what Constance and I need to be on a reality television show. I think i'd be pretty funny. Of course i would have to wear clothes more often, and i'd have to wear more makeup, but it would be crazy. Lately i've been trying to eat better, and actually just started excercising last night. I've always been an extreme exerciser, not like overboard necessarily, but i'm either really into exercising or i'm not. Recently, since i've been at college, i've been on the extreme of not exercising. Bad Bad Bad. But i'm turning over a new leaf. I'm not gonna eat like an angel. Yes sometimes i'm gonna wanna eat bad, and i'll give into chocolate cravings but i think what's important for me this time is to think reasonably. Not as extreme as body for life diet every day and then gorge myself one day a week, but rather pace myself, eat smart, drink lots of water and skim milk, and excercise regularly.
Lately i look at myself and i'm disgusted. I mean i think i've always used my crazy outgoing personality as an excuse to hide behind, if that makes ne sense, but either way i'm just
Fire Drill gotta go!

Hey guys just got back from Roddey Basement and it's 2:30am. It was fun though. We were painting all the decorations and graphics for the 2004 Arts Ball and they are Awesome!!! Seriously! Awesome! We are gonna take pictures and add them to our portfolio! We being Constance, Anna, and I. Even thought they were incharge and came up with the main huuuuuugggggeeee graphic design I still helped a lot with painting, coming to meetings, collaborating, shopping with Ms. Aaron and setting up. The theme for the ball this year is Greek design, hmm interesting. Ne ways it constance is so cute...she's dancing in the room to the temptations right now in an old fashion way, which i think is the only way to really dance to the temptation stuff. Well tomorrow is gonna be busy and then sat. morning we are going to learn how to lay ceramic tile.....then....duh duh duh.....nothing we aren't doing ne thing else this weekend but relax! Maybe a little working on a perspectives but nothing harsh.

It's really 7:51am (my time is wrong and i don't know how to fix it on my blog), but i just wanted to ask....Should constance and i be scared that this morning we got up put on music, and even though i was still naked, we started frantically dancing together and it seemed perfectly natural? Either way it was fun with her hair wildly being shaken and my tits being wildly shaken. Poor constance too bad she has to go to the kitchen now and slave away to make me cookies.

I'd like to say for the record that i do not have ne sexual contraptions but that doesn't mean that others shouldn't be free to use them! If you don't understand this read below!

I'd like to say for the record that i do not have ne sexual contraptions but that doesn't mean that others shouldn't be free to use them! If you don't understand this read below!

You know what ...pussies unite. I love my vagina! I do. I mean it rocks. Thank you god for giving me pleasure. Not only down there but just all over. Thank you god for nerves.
Did you know that vibrators are illegal in some states? Doesn't that make you soooo mad. God that really pisses me off. Who is to say what you can and cannot stick up your vagina. I mean i'm not talking like cats or anything, but seriously!! You know who created that law?? Probably a senator who's wife either doesn't give him enough, or who's wife left him for another woman. There is no reason for stupid crap like that. And the old law in SC against oral sex???? Come on! The state does not need to put limits on people's sexuality unless it harms others or is in public. geezzzz

Guys you would not believe how much cleaning i did tonight. I don't know what it was that motivated me...but whatever it was holy cow. I mean not only did i do the regular stuff but i swept, mopped, bleached all the gunk i could out of the bathroom which wasn't as much as i hoped for but nonetheless, cleaned dishes, cleaned my fish tank, dusted my TV, cleaned off my desk, washed out the coffee pot... Yup the feeling of accomplishment has taken over. You know what would be cool if i picked up my rug and cleaned it and put it in the room before constance go back!!
We'll just have to see! Went to go see Ari Hest tonight with Ellen and ah...friend Rick...ne ways it was fun! Ari you rock me! I think he could probably get more fans though if he made faster, more upbeat songs.
Well guys i'm heading to bed because well frankly i'm tired, and i have church in the morning. I forgot if i mentioned this in my last couple of posts but Ellen and I found a church that we really like. Oakland Baptist! Even though i have Episcopalian beliefs doesn't mean that i can't attend a service where i feel more intouch with god. Infact i think god is proud of me for expanding my horizons. The preacher last sunday gave a sermon so good that i've been thinking about it the whole week....now that is pretty amazing!!!! Hopefully it'll be just as good this week. Rock on God!

Ok guys last night i was by myself, after Constance, and Rachel had left town, and Ellen was leaving this morning and I started watching these cold case murder specials on A&E and they really freaked me out. Esp this one about this woman with 5 kids 3 of them were girls and the mom killed two of her daughters. She shot one and then handcuffed her to the bathtub and kind of slowly let her heal and then when that girl said she wanted to leave the house the mom said ok but u have to let me cut the bullet out of u. So the girl drank whiskey passed out and the mom took an exacto and cut it out of hert hen handcuffed her to the kitchen table where she got sick. So she took her out to a feild and set that girl her own daughter on fire after dousing her in gasoline. Then the next daughter, oh yeah and the whole time she was whoring her children out on the street, well the mom said that she got a vinarial disease because her daughter had caught it and used the toilet and so the mom said that she contracted a diesease from her. So she handcuffed her to the kitchen table beat her and then basically wouldnt let her go to the bathroom,
so she wore diapers! Then when she was getting weak she stuffed the girl in the closet to starve to death and after she died the mom forced the two older brothers to bring a box and put the rotted body in the box and dump it in a feild. She made the youngest daughter clean out the closet that her sister had rotted in and clean up the blood and parts of her face off of the floor. I mean it was terrible. The next girl basically said mom ur not gonna beat me and ran away and one day the youngest daughter finally told her story to the cops and her stories matched two bodies that had been found but never identified. I mean it was crazy! The mom is in jail now, thank god. The other story was about this man who first started by stealing women's panties and eventually raped, torchered and killed two women. And get this he was married and had two kids. Yeah...uhh, like i said crazy.
The first story was worse thought just cause i mean it was a mom who killed her two kids. It made me glad that I have good parents and had a safe childhood.
But you know i always watch stuff that scares me when i'm here alone on the weekend. I had to sleep with a light on in my room! Baddddd. Well ne ways enough for now! Bye guys!

I'm on my knees begging and pleading (wait hold on just a second) ...sorry i had to get my crisp juice...i'm on my knees begging and pleading to forgive for me for being slack lately about my blog.
Whew now that that is over with! Geez where do i start. Well let's start umm at friday night! Friday night I was with Ellen and we were walking home from the CAD lab and she started talking about how awesome it would be if we went to the beach to see the sunrise. So we pondered for 20 seconds and said well let's do it... so we ran in a fit of excitement to rachel's room to get her to come with us. She was not there but we got a hold of her over the phone and we were dishearted to find out she was not interested in coming. By this time we had convinced Heather, her awesome roomate to come with us, which made it better. So we got 2 hours of sleep and woke up at 2am and left at 3am to arrive at Charleston at 6:40am. It was soooo beautiful. Then we fiddled around Charleston and the market. Hahaha this man selling perfumes with one tooth (aka, atleast to himself, as "the smell doctor") kept hitting on us as we were checking out his table of smelly goodness. At one point he kissed my hand, ewww. But we got some good smellin stuff. As constance just put it "I love it when people rip off huge corporations for my benefit." Right on constance!!!
Actually i'm going to back up just a little bit before Friday. Unfortunately my brother's have been getting themselves into too much trouble. My poor mom has been trying to deal with everything. So everybody say a little prayer for them to make it through their trials and tribulations.
Last night constance and i started talking about what we would do before we became a hookers. We stated we'd become a stripper way way before whoreing ourselves out (duhh), and now it's gotten into strange stuff like what would we do before we worked at a strip club, we think it'd be better to work at a stripping car wash than a regular one. But we did say that we wouldn't mind being julia roberts the day that richard gear picked up her up off the street.
"Can you guess what i'm wearing for underwear?"
" No, no i can't!"
" The body of a guitar!"