DAMN HORMONES!!!!!

Hey guys, I'm here at the WU (Winthrop University). It feels so good to be back, and see all of my friends again! I've gotten some quality time with my amigos Ellen and Rachel (the two coolest chica's ever invented by god himself). I'm so happy that my friend Constance and I are rooming together! Unfortunately she has been at her boyfriends house in Charlotte ever since move-in night, but that's ok, we will have plenty of time to catch up! Ohhhh and Micheal helped me move in on Sunday, which is way cool, and i'm excited about seeing him again soon. Ummm let's see here! Oh yeah just as a little funny story, last night Rachel, Ellen and I went to go fix our cravings for Mint Mocha's down at the good ol Rock Hill Roasting Company and the server there kept hitting on us! It was really funny! It got even better when he said "I'm confused about which one of you i should try for." Forwardness is a turn, on but that's way to blunt! We also had a fun random moment when i decided to teach Ellen and Rachel the laughing game! Bascially we all got on the floor in the coffee shop and put our heads on each other's stomach's and just started laughing away, like crazy kids. Oh yeah and yesterday at Target we found these really soft fuzzy pimp rugs and we laid them out on the floor and all curled up on them in the middle of the aisle!
So, yeah about the whole money thing, right now i'm just not gonna think about it! In Late October, beginning of November i'll just go work at that strip joint down the road with that other stipper named "The Claw" (she is missing two fingers). I'm sure to get more money than some girl missing two fingers, right???
Hey and if you are ever on Cherry Road, just come holla and throw a dolla or two in my G-string! If you say you read my webpage, I may give you a lapdance discount. Or maybe i should make like coupons and like post them around campus. It might read something to the effect of "GIRL WITH ALL 10 FINGERS WILL DANCE FOR DISCOUNT!!!!!!!!!! 5 DOLLA OFF!!!"
EH?

WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!This post is going to be very violent and very very very angry! Alright so it is about let's say 2pm on Friday, and i am packing my car and my room to get ready to go back to school. I am leaving tomorrow morning at 6am. Alright now here it comes. Alright so yeah at about 2pm my parents decided to inform me that they are broke basically, and cannot afford to pay for my books, my school/ pricey art supplies, and they also can't pay me my monthly allowance that they did last year. Ok so let's go back to the fact that this is less than 24 hours before i have to leave! I worked my butt off all summer, but unfortunately for the sad sad pay of $6 an hour. Now i am not saying that this is unfair for me to cover these expenses but it is unfair that they decided to tell me like,mmmmmmm what 16 hours before i leave!!!!!!!!!!!! Guys i am soooooooo so sosososososososos pissed off! I love them , they love me, and i know they do tons, and tons for me, but hello to just tell me flat out sorry there is no way around this you are gonna have to basically pay an x-tra $1,500 ( $1,000 for books and supplies, and $120 a month for living expenses) that you didn't origianaly plan to spend! No when they told me i was calm, rational, and i reasonably asked if there was any other way around it, but no! I can't be mad at them because they can't afford it, that would be wrong, but i am mad! Mainly that this expense wasn't planned for, and yeah, mainly that they just decided to tell me today! The day before i leave! So no i didn't pout or act immature, but right now yeah i'm crying, pissed off, wanna punch my fist through a wall, make someone really understand how unfair this is! ISN'T THIS UNFAIR????????????? ISNT' THAT LIKE THE SUCKIEST THING YOU'VE EVER HEARD OF?????????????? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
This summer i made around $1,800 ok and let's be reasonable i can't live on $30 a week, even if i starved myself to death, which is why i worked so hard, because that money was basically suppose to pay for everything that $30 a week didn't cover, WHICH IS A HELL OF A LOT! People really don't understand how much extra money it costs to be in the art department! Every week it's a new project that you have to go buy extra supplies for, i've paid about an extra $450 for 3-D projects alone last year! Just 3-D was about that much extra spending money! That doesn't include any of my other studios that i also spent tons of money in! Geez guys right now i feel useless, and tired about thinking about starting my year off like this! BROKE!!!!! I'm going to try and get a loan from the school, but, and this is a huge but, i don't know if they will give it to me because my parents already had this first semester paid for! I know i know, that is alot of money, and yes that is nice that i don't have to worry about that! I wouldn't mind taking out more loans so they had to pay less, but it's just that putting all of this stress on me less than 16 hrs before i leave is totally unfair. Hey why don't you tell me your thoughts on this, am i being a totally selfish bitch, or do you actually understand my pont of view! I'm sure you already know my e-mail address!

Hey guys nothing really that new in New Orleans! Unfortunately this week i had 4 cavaties filled, and on Friday (today actually) i have to go get a wart cut out of my foot! I know i know doesn't it sound tasty! MMMMMmmmmm, don't worry i will try and save you some left overs!I just hope i can walk okay by the time i get back to school. The whole wart thing started last fall when i stepped on a 3 prong plug that my idiot, dumb, elephant girl, roomate just left sitting there in the middle of the rug! Well the big prong jammed into my foot, and now i'm just hoping that soon this will all be history! On the upside i did some back to school shopping! Geez K-mart had some really cute shirts for $4. You know you can't beat that!
The other night i had this dream that i had a baby with some really small guy from work (no names or faces but he was small in height) and the baby was a girl, but it was so masculine i had to keep checking to make sure it really was a girl. Oh yeah and the baby was huge it was like the size of a 3yr old! Yeah, ouch!
Umm well besides that much love for my girls rachel and ellen! Yes i will double on that subliminal message <<< Ellen you must go to atlanta, there awaits amazing adventures just wait for you to grasp!>>>>>> Oh and everybody say a toast because Rachel finally has a room on campus! Whew, a load off our backs cause we thought you'd be livin off of our couch! JK! Go Rach!
Well night, night guys don't let the bed bugs bite!

Ok guys so here is a needed update! Obviously my friend Courtney came into town, and then Saturday morning she left and we went on a family vacation to Gulf Shores!
So havin Court come and stay was fun! We went to club 360, which wasn't as much fun as i remember it, but oh well! Then the next day we did some typical New Orleans site seeing. We went to the VooDoo museum, which was pretty interesting! The best part of her stay was on Friday night we went down to Bourbon St., and oh my gosh was it a crazy time. We were walking along the street and some promo guy pulled us into this club(21+) for free, and it had a balcony! So they were giving us beads to throw for free, and i had 2 shots! This one really drunk dude next to me kept begging me to flash him but i kept sayin no! Ne ways then, the club had this dance contest, and of course my ass was all about it, until this nasty ghetto girl took all her clothes off and was only dancing in her thong! Yes it was shocking and scary, but i had courtney and some other real nice girls that we met routing me on to continue, so yes my ass stayed on stage! Then it came down to me and this naked ghetto girl in the competition, and of course you can take a wild guess who won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Of course i did! Did you seriously doubt that my ass couldn't cut it??? Shame on you! The bad thing is they had camera's in the club, so you never know one day when i run for like senator of north dakota or something i guarantee that video will pop up! Either that or i will have a guest apperance on girls gone wild! Ne ways so after the dance contest we ended up talking to all these cute guys, and these really nice people, and we won a free bottle of champaign, which i drank almost all of! After that we just kept walkin and flashin people, and holy mo on a donkey, did we get a bunch of beads! We hit up some Cafe Du Monde and then we went to bed at like 4am, and had to wake up at 7 to leave for the family vacation.
Vacation was pretty typical for our family, lots of being in the car, alway way way way too much farting, lots and lots of eating and being obsessed with the next meal, mix in a tiny bit of fighting, my dad trying to crack funny's which are only funny because he's so nerdy, and lots of family laughs, not to mention crackin on each other! I guess that pretty much explains it all there so! Ne ways guys i'm still counting down the days till i go back to the WU! 12 more days guys!!!!! Yeeee haw!

Lauren Gist i love you and i miss you! Sorry i didn't write you back but i was working full time at that camp and things were getting a little crazy with last week stuff! But ne ways girl i love you and i miss you! Why aren't you coming with Courtney down to New Orleans? Girl you know i am gonna come visit you up at USC don't you?
Everyone I'm so excited to have Courtney comin to stay with me cause well we are just gonna have some fun! We will go and take over the city, and hopefully she won't get on my case about me wanting to drink a lot downtown!
I babysat yesterday this little girl across the street and I took her too the Zoo! It was kinda cute! I also went to go see SeaBiscuit last night, and honestly i thought i kinda stunk the big one! So that's a warning to all!!!!!!!!
Umm what else i've just been cleaning and gettin ready for Courtney to come! Of course no day of cleaning would be right or feel right unless i do it all naked! For those of you who know me, you know that i am naked a lot! Hey it's just comfortable! God's own creation (flubber-otherwise known as bodyfat) is allowed to just bounce around with no restrictions and no conformities! Ahhhh nakedness, it's a wonderful thing! The next best thing to that is well my thin robes that i wear around, and at home i get yelled at for them because, as my mother puts it "there are young boys in this house", but nonetheless i still galavant around in them all the same!! Ok well enough about nakedness and friends coming down to visit. I think you get the point that both excite me!

THIS IS PURELY A SHOUT OUT TO MICHEAL!!!!! I HOPE YOU AS SWEET AS I'VE IMAGINED, AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR OUR FIRST KISS EITHER! JUST DON'T THINK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH CAUSE I'M STILL GONNA HOLD OUT!!! BY THE WAY YOU GET MAJOR POINTS FOR HELPING ME MOVE IN!!!!!!!!

Good Morning!! Today I'm going to go and help my dad out at the church for a few extra bucks, cause I need money for the year desperately! Ah college students always needing money, and always spending it so darn fast!
Ahhh you know last night I was talking to someone (you know who you are) on-line about relationships! For so long I have pursued these trivial, meaningless, love em and leave em relationships! They do in some sense satisfy me, but I think that i've had enough of that! I'm ready for something new, so i guess the next step is to just pray that god will send me someone good enough to hold on to!
(THE COUNT DOWN CONTINUES--- DUM----DUM-- DADA (you know from star wars or something))
So today is what, ummmmm, 19 more days till move in back at the WU! If i wasn't being lazy and sitting in my computer chair i would attempt to do the worm, i would sadly fail but i would attempt to do it out of happiness!
I can't wait to just put my hair up, roll my windows down, hit the freeway with tons of new burned cd's, and just fly across the country like a free bird!!!!!!!! Oh yeah and sing so loudly in stopped Atlanta traffic that everyone will be looking at me in disgust! YEEEEEE HAW!!! I can barely stay in my skin! Haha my neighbor is playing Cher music so loudly i could swear i feel her long hair whipping me in the face! And as a final thought i will ask this very strange but very important question! CAKE OR DEATH????????

Ok! So i'm going to do a little, um, what you might call "bitching" about The Big Easy. This summer here has stunk so much! I started working at this summer camp because the staff there was also my age, so i figured I could make friends right? WRONG! Honestly most of the people that work there talked so much trash about each other, it made me sick! There was actually a rumor going around at camp that at Winthrop I had sex with 40 frat guys! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will admit that I'm not innocent by any means, but since I'm still holding my V-card and I certainly don't know 40 frat boys the rumor was far from true. In fact I thought that the only way the rumor could be any more humorous was IF the rumor changed from "40 frat boys" to the "Winthrop's football team" (for the obvious reason that Winthrop doesn't even have a football team, and even if they did i highly doubt i would know the players)!!!!
Of course not everyone from work was a total duche bag! Kelly and James were real cool.
Moving around i've met so many people and had so many best friends that I guess I may be a little picky on whom I'm friends with.
Ok my whining is stopping here! Normally I'm really positive I think I just miss my friends from up north! Speaking of which my friend Courtney from Summerville is gonna come and visit me later on this week! It's gonna be so much fun! I told her she had to be here on a Thursday night so we could go to club 360! Ok, I know i'm a dork, but it doesn't bother me at all! Also on the 23rd of this month Rachel and Ellen (yes, you, you cuddle slut you!) are gonna meet me in Atlanta to go see Jump Little Children play at the Vareity Playhouse! Ahhhh every one just pray that works out cause Ellen's Grandma is being a BEEah (my nickname for bitch)! Anyways guys I hope this first post isn't too bold or scary! NOOOooooooo come back! JK!